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CARLTON D. ROCK, IN DEPTH AND BEHIND
THE IGNEOUS
The
reclusive Bally-wood actor and renowned playwright, Carlton
D. Rock has granted The Axis of Stevil exclusive and unlimited
access to his personal records. The Axis of Stevil sought
this access to remove the veil of mystery that surrounds
this charismatic and often misunderstood soul. A pioneer
in modern cinema, Carlton’s unique perspectives on
the world gave him an uncommon flare that propelled him
into the upper echelons of mega-stardom. Due to his shy
nature Carlton rarely makes a public appearances or grants
interviews. It is because of this that stories of Carlton’s
exploits have become that of myth and urban legend. A recent
public survey conducted by The Axis of Stevil illustrates
this
37%
of people polled thought that Carlton had bought two
thirds of the moon to turn into the biggest known
roller rink |
40%
of people attribute Carlton to the assignation
of President Kennedy |
23%
of people polled though Carlton was a large potato |
Carlton's
only demand was that The Axis of Stevil produce a 100% accurate
recounting of his life in episodic fashion. It is of the
greatest pleasure to the Axis of Stevil to present the many
adventures of Carlton.
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