Steven Maguire - Greenville NC
Enshrined with the title of Steven #1. Steven rose to the occasion and made him self a permanent icon of social reform. His face has become synonymous with the movement that took a hold of the world. Noted socialite, Steven is seen making the scene as he travels to and from all the elaborate set pieces this world has to offer. Plans are already in the works for the deposit and first months rent to be paid for rent-a-national duplex mausoleum to Steven Magurie, to be shared with poet Walt Whitman . . . Thomas Jefferson moved out because "the bastard ate all the Eggos!" and he wanted more room. Rumors speculate a building that combines the beauty of the Taj Mahal and the sensibilities of Graceland.

Rich "Dick" Palmer- Greenville NC
Under the alias ‘Dick’, this young man is the portrait of the overweight, hairy, burnout found in universities and arcades across this great nation. When he’s not achieving perfect scores on Street Fighter III: Third Strike, he places himself upon the Big Comfy Couch, located deep within the Axis of Stevil Headquarters, and ponders Life’s unasked questions, alongside other hard-working field specialists. His most notable moment was his reenactment of the tragic death of Twinkie the Kid, which gained rave reviews in National Apathy’s bi- (or sometimes tri) weekly publication. Using his expertise in 2-D fighting games and theatrics, ‘Dick’ is a pivotal force in accomplishing all things not worthy of noting.

Joel Lewis Yates - Greenville NC
An avid lover of music, Lewis leads a very simple life. Wake up, go to work, come home and listen to music. Music is way of life, the ebb and flow of the world. What exactly is the 'ebb'? The story has been told of Lewis' adventurous travels through early America to all the youth nationwide. All fabricated by the infamous "Man". There was never a man named "Clark" that traveled alongside this Lewis. Clark represented the ebb. Yeah, that's what ebb means.

Katie Connors - Greenville NC
The resident S.I.R., is a regular contributing writer for The Axis of Stevil. A native of the rolling Tennessee hills, she appreciates spending lazy days on the lake, cliff jumping and tubing. When she was 6 years old she started her own traveling show and trained penguins to dress in leather bomber jackets and wield bazookas. Katie concluded her penguin training days at the age of 12 (depending on if it was December or not) with the hit, Tony Award winning Broadway musical “Flaps ‘a Flyin”. Her heroes include Hannibal Lector, Carlton, and Wonder Woman (which coincidentally was a nickname she earned after getting hit by a car and told it to 'STOP!'). Today she spends her days taking her pet penguin, Gir, to the pool and serving food to pool rats.

Jennie Lewis - Lake Hylia NC

Brian McVeigh - Greenville NC
Resident photographer and self-declared Huguenot, Brian is a native Green-villain and local lore fanatic. He spends his days sneaking across the great plains of mammoth country and his nights as a professional spelunker. Although afraid of the measurement unit, ‘The League’, Brian enjoys base jumping into uncharted sinkholes of the Pacific Northeast. When not engaged in his daring explorations he can be found with his good buddy and resident "BAR-B-CUTIE", Homer J. This couple is the epitome and lifeblood of true soul mate status. From their enthusiastic views on outdoor barbecue, to their grandiose display of fabric, this archetypal duo have set the standard for sentient and inert pairing, right down to the “His and Homers” bathroom suite.