This
illustrious company is founded on the principle that everyone
can be successful and have a voice to speak their ideas,
even people as plain as the name given to millions of
people each year, Steve! Every so often, the Axis of Stevil
takes pleasure in shining the proverbial spotlight on
a Steve who shows excellence in their field.
In
an ongoing effort to endorse family unity, The Axis of
Stevil would like to salute you:
This
week, The Axis of Stevil would like to recognize the Stevens
Family. This upper middle class family lives in Sacramento
California, where like any other family, they face their
share of ups, downs and weird neighbors. The oldest daughter
Ren is a perfectionist with a thing for sticky notes and
juggling a busy schedule. Her younger brother Louis and
his two best friends, Twitty and Tawny, use humor as an
effective tool to fit in the over-achieving family. As
mischievous as they come, their neighbor, Beans, constantly
finds clever ways to sneak into the house hounding for
bacon and providing the family with more than their share
of distractions.
On
a more memorable vacation, the Stevens Family had an encounter
with the infamous Three Toed Sloth. After hours of attempts
to hold a conversation with him, the family heard the
only documented response by a Sloth.
"
Moose. Indian. I feel faint.
" |
They
then received a grant from the government, which they
use today to support Sloth mites nationwide. With a last
name like Stevens this family is anything but ordinary.
There
will always be an open door in The Axis of Stevil's House
for The Stevens Family in the Axis
of Stevil.
