THE
LESSER OF TWO GOOGLES
Personal
privacy is being eroded by mans ever growing ability to
index and search his universe. Google, a pioneer in efficient
web surfing now aims to help you find everything! How does
Google hope to accomplish this? The solution was simple,
constant 24-hour surveillance of the human race.
Fueled
by sandwiches and a profitable initial public offer, Google
developed the googlites, an orbiting ring of high tech surveillance
and market research machines. By monitoring your every position
Google can give you direction anywhere, recommend a close
by restaurant, and make sure you see specially tailored
electronic Google ad boards.
All this surveillance leads many concerned
people to the brink of paranoia fearing that Google is in
complete control of their life. These people suffer from
what is known as Hananoba-phobia, or fear of being crushed
by an invisible enemy. Google's quick adoption into the
culture from its relative obscurity has startled many, kindling
a new generation of hananobaphobics.
While it is not clear at this time Google's intentions,
its recent software releases has made it clear that beyond
your doorstep the whole world is watching.
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