As Cosmic Redefining, Detoxifying Evolutionary,
Lobster Appreciating, Sedimentary Soul Exfoliating, Body
Rejuvenating, Dark Tea Timing Overall Good Health week continues,
today we celebrate mental and spiritual well being along
with your body’s physical state. No matter how many
hours you spend doing crunches and sculpting your body,
it is impossible to reach your physical peak until every
muscle is exercised properly. The brain being perhaps our
greatest muscle of all tends to receive the least amount
of attention these days. Free your mind of its everyday
shackles. Stimulate yourself through music, literature,
art, or anything which brings you joy. Take 20 minutes to
meditate today, pick up that book you haven’t had
time for these past few months, ponder the mysteries of
life, or listen to classical music in the car.
As
you listen to the inner workings of your body and integrate
mental stimulation you will find your life balancing itself.
While your mental health grows alongside your physical health,
there is a final part of your being which can also prosper;
your spiritual health. No religion or belief system is proven
to be the ultimate truth, however having a core set of moral
values and love for your fellow mankind can only encourage
growth in your spiritual life. After all, isn’t that
the ultimate goal of mankind? To achieve nirvana, happiness,
or oneness with a higher being.
4.25.05
It
is important to realize that a healthy life is a happy life
and in an effort to capture this essence, The Axis of Stevil
is promoting the “Cosmic Redefining Detoxifying Evolutionary
Lobster Appreciating Sedimentary Soul Exfoliating Body Rejuvenating
Dark Tea Timing Overall Good Health Week”. This week
you are fully encouraged to stimulate your senses in any
and every way, capturing the beauty of life that is before
you. Our bodies are quite precious, and the better care
we take of them allows us to live longer and more fulfilling
lives. Over the course of the next few days, take some time
and change a few habits and watch yourself grow into a better,
more well rounded person. Living a stagnant life is far
from healthy, or entertaining for that matter...we humans
forget just how important change can be.
NEW!
from Milton Birdly
The Axis of Stevil in an effort to raise public awareness
of the current plight of birds, as well fit the needs of
feathered-friend loving consumers everywhere have produced
a line of bird friendly board games. These board games included
weighted spinners designed for easy spinning by beak, patented
BIRD-O-VISION color schemes for easy recognition, and game
boards made of tough peck resistant poly-nylon blends made
from real plastic mouse
fibers. Look for this product line arriving in stores Fall
05. The Axis of Stevil will donate all profits to the Save
a Bird, Stone Yourself foundation.
The
Axis of Stevil in a continuing effort to point out the
absurdity of modern language has produced a poster realization
of a standard cliché saying. While mainstream,
bird-hating America mindlessly
The
Axis of Stevil is proud to debut concept drawing of another
T-Shirt from our upcoming summer line. The shirt depicts
graphically, Frosty the Snowman suffering from severe Axis
of Stevil withdrawl, resulting in spontaneous combustion.
While Frosty's case was an isolated one, and the odds of
the lack of Axis of Stevil causing you to become engulfed
in flames is a safe 1 in 200. This shirt is a healthy reminder
to savor and enjoy every thing the Axis of Stevil has to
offer. For "it is good to the last drop".
Ocular
dexterity is an important part of your Health. The Axis
of Stevil feels that all people need to keep their eyes
open and looking towards the future. By not allowing your
eyes to be exposed to interesting images they can grow
soft and weak. This week the Axis of Stevil encourages
all its . . .
The
Axis of Stevil would like to thank everyone for participating
in this contest. All the entries were very well done and
each spoke its own message to our panel of judges. In
the end, after a painstaking diliberation and four rounds
of Goldeneye a winner was decided.
CONGRATULATIONS
TO
JOSH
SLOSH
GRANDIOSE
DISPLAY OF SELF-WORTH
The
Axis of Stevil made its presence known to a quiet
suburb as it erected a 16-foot long pedestrian billboard.
The Billboard was well received by the neighborhood
and caught the attention of passers by. The Axis of
Stevil is proud of this economically and environmentally
friendly billboard. It was fashioned from surplus
cardboard and reused timber. The grand display solidified
the Axis of Stevil position as a pillar in the community.
WEAR YOUR GLASSES
This week wear your glasses.
It is a well known fact that contact lenses rob your eyes
of moisture and air. By wearing glasses your eyes can be
free and comfortable while still allowing you to walk down
the street without tripping. This change in image will also
give you a fresh perspective of yourself. Let loose your
inner "four eyes" desires and do your eyes a favor
at the same time.
