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TSHIRTS

The
changing of the seasons brings with it a renewal, a desire
to try on new things, a sudden internal need to give novel
ideas a chance. As you go out this summer to the
beach, park, summer school, or your job the Axis of Stevil
wishes you the best of fortunes. For your
summer adventures the Axis of Stevil would like to offer
you its summer fashion line, a collection of 3 new designs
that make "tongue in check" bold statements
about self-image, snowmen and pointless nostalgia.

The
Inner Fat Kid - Every human being possesses within them
an Inner Fat Kid. This plumpy inner child is the force
that compels you to deep fry your Thanksgiving dinner,
or keep a cake by your bedside. The Axis of Stevil offers
this shirt to all the beach goers, couch potatoes and
computer users alike who have come to terms with who they
are.

"Good
to the Last Drop" - Some would say Frosty the Snowman
is a terrorist, others would say he is a hero. Either
way he was burned alive to make drinking water for a Sudanese
Barber college. Support the Axis of Stevil by wearing
his demise. This light-hearted Stevil shirt embodies the
spirit and humor within the Axis of Stevil and lampoons
the useless icon of the consumer driven Christmas holiday.
Wear it proudly. When a bypasser stops to compliment you,
you can tell them "I'm with Stevil, and they are
good to the last drop!"

1989
Merecat Volleyball Open - The city of San Bernardino is
still struggling to recover from what witness recall as
"The most intense and captivating volleyball tournament
ever". The city recorded a whopping 17,500 people
in attendance on the beach that day. As Kilgore Von Rashgart
and his team of Soviet merecats challenged Brad Goodcat
and his rag tag underdog team of local merecats. Brad
and "The Parrieonnas" defeated Rashgart and
the "Sickle Cats" 7 to 6 in double secret overtime.
This amazing feat was the first link to brake in the iron
current. Within the next two weeks after the tournament
the Berlin wall fell.
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ATTENTION, PHILANTHROPISTS

| What
is "Seeing Is Believing"? |
The
Axis of Stevil was founded in January of 2005, by Steven
Maguire and Graham Hensley, as an Internet T-shirt site.
An initial batch of one hundred shirts, divided between
four modern designs and colors, were screen printed manually
at the hands of Steven and Graham. Through online and
“out of the back of car trunks” sales, this
initial batch sold out . . .
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ATTENTION,
WORLD

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BATTLE
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There
are any number of lessons you can learn by playing Guess
Who. Truly, the fine parker brothers did it right…
finally. Their first attempt at
social commentary “Where are all the black people?”
concentration was received less than favorable on the
board game circuit. Guess Who offers . . .
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EVERYTHING
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HAVE QUESTIONS? GOT ANSWERS!
The
Axis of Stevil offices are perpetually inundated with
mail from readers, and the curious. As a renowned source
of knowledge, the Axis of Stevil receives questions by
mail on all topics. We respond to all the letters with
an answer that is as accurate as possible at that time.
The Axis of Stevil wants to be as accessible as possible.
So to open a door for those who can not afford postage
stamps; but can get on the internet through the local
library. You now have no choice but to "ask the Axis
of Stevil". This Public service will be provided
free of charge for an indefinite period of time.
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Questions
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HELD
OVER - WEEK TWO
Due
to unprecedented amounts of positive feedback and fan-mail,
the Axis of Stevil has decided to run last week's "Featured
Artist" article on Johnny Marnell for another week.
The public asks, and the Axis of Stevil answers. |
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Johnny
Marnell first fell in love with the guitar in second
grade and has been faithful ever since. Music has
been his best friend and number one passion for as
long as he can remember, and his quality of work demonstrates
his love of the artform. Johnny sees music, namely,
the live performance, as a two-way street; if the
audience isn’t having fun, neither is he. His
goal is to make music to nod heads to, whether from
appreciation or involuntarily grooving with the supplied
funk. He is an energetic performer, with hips and
legs moving almost as much as hands and mouth –playing
and singing is second nature fun to him, and the effect
is downright contagious.
Check him out! - [http://www.myspace.com/johnnymarnell]
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