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RUG'BURNZ
The
Axis of Stevil, acting in the public’s best interest,
has committed itself to expose the darkest holes and seediest
dens of this world’s lesser known underside. When
confronting a mission of this magnitude, always remember
your core
values and multi-task!
With this in mind, The Axis of Stevil teamed up with leaders
of the entertainment community and has begun production
on a series of public service announcements, movies and
video games that show the harsh, gritty reality of crime
and violence, that comes from your childhood streets, in
a disenfranchised future by breaking the code of meaning
found in many television classic. These stirring classics
will also provide a much-needed boost for the struggling
entertainment industries, whose once-keen instincts were
destroyed when a large part of the population embraced a
retard named Napoleon Dynamite.
Transcripts
of RockStards Don Pickles - Opening sequence premiered at
ZordAid
2006.
“When you are young,
the world seems like a wide-open plain. Limitless
frontiers, a future with dinosaurs and space adventures.
It's not until your grandpa Lou takes 6 bullets, outside
of Sammy’s tackle shop that you realize the
future is bleak and you just gotta do what you gotta
do.
When Gramps was gone, me and the twins teamed up as
the queerest job on N. Highland. I know what you saying,
"Tommy your family is the bestest, even ugly
twins clean up." I would not disagree with you
but they are fraternal twins; Phil became Phyllis
two week after Grandpa died.
The streets of Csupo are hard. If you are looking
for help, talk with my close associate Chuck-C down
on Highland. He can set you up with anything your
heart desires. He might even get you some of them
fine young jail-baits you see on TV. But don’t
forget kid, I’m Tommy {explicative} Pickles.
I own this town!”
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While a definitive release date has not been set, the series
is expected to debut in wide release on all relatively fashionable
game systems, wavelengths, billboards, currency, telephone
pools, park benches, after school specials and microwavable
TV dinner meals.
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