This
illustrious company is founded on the principle that everyone
can be successful and have a voice to speak their ideas,
even people as plain as the name given to millions of
people each year, Steve! Every so often, the Axis of Stevil
takes pleasure in shining the proverbial spotlight on
a Steve who shows excellence in their field.
In
an ongoing effort to promote the telling of a great story
and providing a great American legend with life, The Axis
of Stevil shines its spotlight on the namesake:
What
is a name? For the longest time it was believed that a
name meant very little, it was a moniker given to you
by your parents for means of identification. Joseph Stevenson,
in his 1978 essay "String energy as it relates to
family title", proposed just that.
“The
names given to us by our forefathers are ancient
and mystic wells of collective unconsciousness provided
to us by accident or design for purposes unknown.
It is to the bearer of each unique name combination
to discover it’s meanings within himself and
to the brotherhood that shares the name with him” |
These
wells, different in strength and powers for every title,
endow the bearer with unseen abilities, personalities
and thoughts.
Though almost all names have an equal might, there are
those names that can handicap their unfortunate bearers.
One such of these is the name of Smith. The most common
and un-thought-out of names, the well of Smith is near
dry. Drained from every direction by the millions of people
who share in its generic nature. So much force is put
on the name that it acts a siphon, pulling energy from
weaker Smiths; ultimately crippling the world’s
populations. Thus, leaving Smith’s to waste away
in obscurity and obsolesces. Such victims must rely on
one of their other names for survival.
The Axis of Stevil would like to shine a spotlight on
those Steve's who are implicated to the name Smith as
well. The Steve Smith's of our world illustrate how a
Steve's natural ability of perseverance can overcome any
obstacle.
There have been many Steve Smith's, no two alike but all
showing what it is to be a Steve. From extraordinary football
talent, to an unusual ability
of percussion and even an adapted
ness at reality, Steve Smiths have marched on, defining
their lives of the might of Stevil. Though fate cursed
them with a bipolar epitaph, their spirits, refusing to
play the victim, saw through the cosmic joke and embraced
Stevilization. Elevating them to seats of greatness and
notoriety.
Research of the “Save The Smiths Foundation”
cites Stevil energy as one of the few saviors of the name.
Steve Smiths unwittingly lose 26,350 units of Kinetic
Stevil Energy to the black hole of Smith quarterly. To
put it in perspective, that energy is equivalent to four
Martha’s or nine Johns. This tremendous drain of
the spirit would overtake almost anybody. Many, however,
find this fact rewarding they better countless lives across
the land by helping an underprivileged designation.
