FULL HOUSE: WRATH OF TANNER

A superior hand is the true mark of the warrior. Trump your magical opponents with a card pulled from the "Full House: Wrath of Tanner" Magic Expansion pack! Decimate any adversary with the might of this Miller-Boyett production!

Sparked by the memory of his dead-ass-wife, Danny Tanner toyed with the powers of the ethereal range. Hoping to use the black arts to revive his soul mate, he summoned the dark Lord Burgerler one memorable September night. A diabolical genius, Lord Burgerler had tricked Tanner into casting the spell by possessing the body of DJ’s boyfriend, Steve. Since a Steve had offered advice, Danny Tanner ignored the obvious warning label on the spell written within a large, thickly bound onyx incantation book.

Appearing in a ball of green fire, Lord Burgerler rewarded the Tanner family for his freedom by imprisoning them forever within Magic playing cards, a grim reminder to tread lightly with Magic: The Gathering.

If you understand and accept the risks of Magic, you can now take up arms wielding the might of a Full House. The "Full House: Wrath of Tanner" Expansion pack contains 100% authentic recreations of the 'tanner cards' taken from high-rez scans of the actual cards housed in the Stevilarium. Pick up your pack today and laugh as you destroy, even the savviest, with 'The Gibbler'!

RESIDENTIAL SOLUTIONS - STALLITUDE 1.0

With an ever-rising cost of living, many people have turned to new cheaper forms of housing. The Stallitude, is full-featured kit that will allow you to convert any standard sized bathroom stall into a comfy studio flat of the future. Using compartmental design and ergonomics to integrate and blend into any existing bathroom.
Equipped with every modern feature, your own personal Stallitude kit comes with all you’ll need for the install process. From frame sealing calk to keep out nosey neighbors to highly reflective air venting, for invisible exhaust piping the entire process has been fool-proofed so that even an above average pre-teen could complete the installation.

Built in Biometric thumb print doors, and fake drop down decoy feet, guarantee that no one will ever disturb you in your home. Don’t forget the Enviro-Spired ant farm eco power cells provide your stall with a limitless supply of energy for mere sugar cubes.

Need more space? Simply buy two kits and install in a Handicapped stall. Order yours today and cut your living expenses in half.

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