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Tax Break!
Tax
season is once again upon us. Distinguishable by the annual
reprinting of HASBEEN’s
Best Seller, "20,001 of Kwame’s Favorite Accounting
Tips & Secrets". If you are fiduciary challenged,
consider what the jacket of the book has to say.
"20,001
of Kwame’s Favorite Accounting Tips & Secrets"
is a powerhouse of money saving ideas, loopholes, and incentives
guaranteed to make your day more rewarding.
This financial omni-guide contains useful facts to increase
your wallet size, such as:
- Oklahomans can receive a
$43 tax credit for planting an evergreen tree.
- Rhode Island Landfills will
accept your used lemon peels for 25 cents per ounce.
- Vermont residents can write
off 10% of their total maple syrup expenses, since
they made it.
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This
publication is not just a loose collection of ideas, Kwame
breaks up every fact into easily understood points and explanations,
maximizing your ocular efficiency!
Check
out THIS great loophole in Wisconsin refund laws:
Fact:
In Wisconsin the fight against litter as urged the
State legislator to require a five cent deposit on
all major fast food burger wrappers. Your meal cost
five cents more, but if you bring a wrapper with you
to be recycled you receive a five cent credit towards
that meal.
Secret:
At the beginning of each year, start a “wrapper
box”; maybe keep it under your bed. Every time
you go out to a burger joint save your wrapper and
put it in your “wrapper box”! It’s
not limited to fast food! If you are ever at Dick
Palmers Haunted Laser-Tag Arena, a sporting event
or on any outing that involves concessions, pocket
the lining of your fry tray. Over time these wrappers
will add up to cash deposit!
Storage
Note:
As your wrapper box or collection pile grows, Consider
moving it into a larger space. Shoe closets work well
and should provide an ample space for your wrapper
storage needs. Heavy fast food eaters might consider
a climate controlled storage room or cellar. Pine
Tree Car Air Fresher or incense will help transform
the smell into a mouthwatering musk.
Payoff:
In a year’s time load your collection into your
car and deliver to any recycling station along the
Wisconsin boarder. They are not required to verify
that that you live in state. Your diligent collecting
could net you upwards of $15,000!
Hint:
Wearing cargo pants or shorts give you several places
to stash wrappers.
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Kwame
also includes business contacts for whole sale receivers
that will accept shipping charges on created burger wrappers
and process your refund for a 15% handling fee.
That’s not all Kwame gives you in this jam-packed
reference! This book features a handy appendix filled with
all major tax forms for every state of the union (also Puerto
Rico). Perforated edges make for ease form removal. Think
of all the time and energy you’ll save with these
documents at your fingertips! Now you won’t have to
miss your son’s baseball game, or your daughter’s
first interpretive dance because you were to busy picking
up tax forms.
How did Kwame learn all this? The young Planeteer learned
early on that heads-up thinking, clever book keeping, and
a will to work for yourself could not only save you money
but also make you money. His wise moves generated millions
of dollars of near tax-free income. Now, with this book,
his revolutionary secrets are YOURS!"
The
book is available at most fine book retailers, and can be
ordered by phone for five easy installments of $29.99.
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