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An ¡Escoja Un Sendero! Adventure Series

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Roy opened his eyes, the noise had stopped, and all that was left was a faint hum in the back of his head. He surveyed the scene quickly. He was not really sure where he was, or what had just happened.
Roy shouted, “Where did y’all go!! “ His heart skipped 5 beats “Seriously… W-T-F!”.

Panicked, Roy started towards what he thought was a vast open field, but by leaping too fast he crashed headlong into a wall! He felt faint, images of white crème filled his head and he collapsed unconscious.…

The sun shown down hot upon Harbolt’s head.

“Where the hell am I?!” inquired Roy as he lay on the ground.” I’m alive, right? I must be... I don’t feel nearly as content as I should be if I WERE dead. Let’s just take this one step at a time, till I get my bearings”.
He sat up and looked about. What lay before him was a vast rolling field with modest sized trees casting shady spots on what appeared to be a long walking path that stretched through the field well off into the distance, into the horizon. The AT&T rotary phone was sitting off the hook a few feet from him emitting a dial tone.

Picking up the phone Roy decided it was best to not tempt fate quite so soon. He placed the headset back on the phone and tucked it snugly under his shoulder, starting on the path heading towards his right.
At first Roy had fun with the walk, it was a beautiful summer’s day, the weather was surprisingly pleasant and the shady spots really helped when you just wanted to take a moment and sit. The gentle surroundings help him not question the nature of his existence to any great extent. The surroundings seemed so familiar that it just seemed like a solution would present itself with time.”

By the third hour of unending, unchanging sidewalk through a beautify field. Roy began to have misgivings about his new apparent home.

“Is this a test? Punishment? I mean what? All I know is that there better sure as hell be a restaurant at the end of this path cause I’m going to order a keg and a half of beer and one hell-of-a-large piece of meat.” Roy started to laugh out loud, quietly to himself, then not caring anymore let loose a maniacal laughter that would even chill Juan Conroy, the most grizzled killer known , to the bone. He laughed so hard his muscles started to burn and cramp. Water streaming from his eyes, Harbolt reached an unstoppable hysteria.

The world in front of him bowed in his direction, and the scene in front of him was divided by a zipper. A young boy’s head appeared before him. He was a pale olive color, Native American or Tuscan perhaps. The sudden intrusion of another, into HIS private hell took him by surprise.

Flabbergasted, Roy stuttered “Whoho… What is going on!?” Please tell me!”

“It’s just a toy Mister, these things aren’t real!” The floating boy head responded, and then disappeared behind the zipper linings of the left side of Harbolt's reality.

Blinding white light seemed to streak through the cracks seemingly left in the universe. The light seemed to delude the transparency of the field. In the distance he now swore to occasionally see a bright white wall with a large notch scored dead in the middle of it.

Harbolt felt his head and looked towards the scorched wall and rubber his sore head hard.

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Choose your own adventure:

Where should he go?

A) Ignore the floating space head, Run, Run like you have never Run before down the sidewalk, the universe will eventually fix itself (Turn to page 52.)

B) Follow after the head and head towards the zipper flap of the universe. (Turn to page 5.)

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