WOMBAT DATING!
Once
the wombat was only the subject of lore in Australian
pubs, brew halls and keggers. The tale of the wombat speaks
of a creature so inept in wooing the opposite sex that
it surely is a matter of luck and slippery tree branches
that the species has managed to procreate. With the signing
of the Marsupial Non-Proliferation Accord, wombats have
finally been allowed green cards, allowing them to migrate
to America in hordes.
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Axis of Stevil launches the all new Art-O-Matic; it slices,
it dices, it transmits data! Take advantage of the Public
Gallery offered by The Axis of Stevil. Don't hesitate
and upload your artwork for display, RIGHT NOW!
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THINK OF THE WHALES!
It
is a fact of life that bad things happen. Sometimes they
happen when you least expect them, such as, while driving
to work, waiting for your lunch order, or sleeping near
a box of markers. When you encounter these bad vibes,
remember to look up and note your surroundings, to be
sure that you do not take down anything else with you.
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GET YOUR HEART OFF
YOUR SLEEVE AND BACK ON YOUR BUMPER
Get
your heart off your sleeve and back on your bumper this
week. Are you aware of your needs to express your inner
self, but feel alienated by the lack of people reading
and responding to your blog, Xanga, or My Space journal?
Do you feel people belittle your feelings because you’re
too lazy to move a pencil,and write a diary? Express your
Pro-Blogging sentiments by slapping this snazzy bumper
sticker to your car. Communication is the key to changing
someone’s mind. The average human being has 14.3
mind-blowing revelations sitting at stoplights across
America. The Axis of Stevil advises you to take your message
to the source of new beginnings with bumper stickers decals
and large stuffed animals.
GET
YOUR VERY OWN AXIS OF STEVIL BLOGGING STICKER AT THE AXIS
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Responses
If
the moon shifted its orbit to the point where the
Earth flooded, why is someone in the kitchen with
Dina?
-RJ
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Dear
Renaldo Janslito,
How
are you doing Janslito? Someone you know is in the
kitchen cause she couldn’t be anywhere else.
Much like 'ring around the roses', the nursery rhyme
of Dina was created to warn children of the dangers
of working on the railroad. Fossil records have proven
conclusively that once there was a hideous beast that
roamed the wild wood of the untamed American west.
It was a diabolical fuseing of pots and pans and 3
skillets to an unusually large timber breaking bear.
The beast was known as Samsonite. If a settler should
stray from home after dark she would be easy pray
to the beast. It is said that Samsonite would club
its victims unconscious and then drag them to his
kitchen lair. They would be forever trapped there
for reason still unknown.
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