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The
Axis of Stevil, in an effort to improve the beauty of
desktops everywhere has released three wallpapers to the
public. These pieces will offer something for everyone.
This weekend try something new in your routine! Break
away from the old! Realize that all things, even desktops
are impermanent. The change will lead to a wealth of positive
things.
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Quadracon:
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"Monet
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"Nights" |
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PSA No. 611: LUCID
CHEESE TRIPPING
Public
Notice:
The Axis of Stevil is aware of the new public trend of eating
large quantities of premium Jack and Mozzarella cheeses.
This is said to induce nightmarish and disturbing imagery
in your dreams, a lucid trip if you will. While there is
no adverse health risk to this overdose besides your waistline,
heart, and ability to operate small-incased vehicles. The
mental trauma that ramifies itself after the tripper has
awoken is staggering.
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CLUCK FOR YOUR BUCK
Do
you need somebody murdered? Is a close friend or relative
being held captive by an evil tyrant? If so you need the
Kickin Chickin! Unlike most assassin groups, the Kickin
Chicken will not ask you for a deposit and two forms of
ID. Masters of their ancient art, the Kickin Chicken have
never lost a battle and always get their man.
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ASK STEVIL
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What
is the legal process I have to go through
to change my name to Steve permanently?
Never mind I would rather know where I could
get a quality pair of Velcro shoes.
-Rob |
Dear
Robert,
The
process of Stevil conversion is a long and
arduous one. First you must file paper work
with your local Stevil center showing your
intent to convert. You will then receive
in the mail within 2 to 4 days a conversion
package. This package will contain 1 comb
(black), 2 feet of rope, 1 hardbound copy
of "The Stevil, The Self" and
3 packages of fruit stripe gum. No pending
Steve may be told what these items are used
for. The search for their meaning is a key
part of the awakening. Stevilaztion is not
to be taken lightly there is no turning
back once the process has begun. The Axis
of Stevil asks that all potential Steves
take a 24-hour period of reflection before
beginning their conversion. Velcro shoes
are located on aisle 194 of the Stevil discount
warehouse.
Regards,
The Axis of Stevil
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TSHIRTS
The
changing of the seasons brings with it a renewal, a desire
to try on new things, a sudden internal need to give novel
ideas a chance. As you go out this summer to the
beach, park, summer school, or your job the Axis of Stevil
wishes you the best of fortunes. For your
summer adventures the Axis of Stevil would like to offer
you its summer fashion line, a collection of 3 new designs
that make "tongue in cheek" bold statements
about self-image, snowmen and pointless nostalgia.
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