What Will
You Do?
Learning
to make decisions is an important part of growing up. Train
the young and the young at heart, to make the best decisions
in life by reading The Axis of Stevil ¡Escoja Un Sendero!
Adventure Series, These exciting adventures will show how
many infinite possibilities of adventure can be created
from a simple mistake.
Only you can choose, your own adventure!

It
was a great day in law enforcement when the first Time Traveling
Police Phone was revealed to a crowd of spectators and journalists.
"This new tool will allow law enforcement to actively
follow up on missed opportunities, prosecute fraudulent
911 calls and most importantly guarantee the safety of East
Shore Citizens!" pronounced Police Captain Roy Harbolt,
as he flipped on the ornate Lever attached to what looked
to be a decidedly ordinary ATT&T rotary telephone.
The
gathered crowd gasped in astonishment, as Captain Harbolt’s
body seemed to split into a green and red form and then
digitize into nothingness. What the crowd was not aware
of was, that if they had been wearing 3D glasses they would
have seen the fabric of reality tear and Captain Harbolt
fall into an infinite column of possibility.
Had 'Movie Mac’, the manger of East Shore’s
only Independent movie house, been on the scene he would
have reported the look of sheer terror on Harbolt’s
face as he vanished from this plane of reality, to the crowd.
As it was, Mac had much better things to do with his time
than hang out with the police.
No one ever saw The Captain again. As the first victim of
a Time related mishap he became a martyr for both, The American
Association of Theologians, and the Screenwriters guild,
who felt that if the mysteries of time control were ever
solved they would be out of a job! They launched an aggressive
AM radio campaign that would have been vastly more successful
had they chosen a more reputable spokes model. The crude
Bitchings of Bea Arthur were hardly motivating and left
much of the ads true intent up to speculation.
While it is sad that Roy will miss his son swing his first
baseball bat into a man in a dark alley one autumn day,
we must not dwell on such things. Roy in fact, did not die!
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Choose your own adventure:
What
Happened to Roy?
A) Roy had adventures
through time, stopping at far out locales, meeting crazy
people and experiencing a diverse cuisine (Turn to page
2.)
B)
Roy was teleported one (1) second back in time where he
re appeared inside out, like in Star Trek: The Movie. (Turn
to page 178b.)
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