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NATURE'S GATLIN GUN
Aggressive
time pilfering is the behavior of choice for one of nature’s
most loathed creatures, The Badger. Not the wise character
or warrior TV would lead you to believe, Badgers are often
moronic and underhanded. If you see a badger, drop whatever
you are doing and get indoors! The only sure way of remaining
safe is to be out of a badger’s field of vision.
A badger could appear at any time, thus you should always
be prepared; readiness will give you an edge in any badger
altercation. . . .
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EVERYONE HAS A V-CARD
In
observance of yet another consumer driven holiday designed
to line the pockets of card companies, candy makers and
fine dining establishments across this great country,
The Axis of Stevil will be closed on Tuesday February
14th 2006. Due to this closing there will be no update
on Wednesday February 15th 2006. To celebrate this day
with us, please accept our V-card. Post it anywhere you
want; on your third grade classroom bulletin board, your
MySpace,
your CampusBlender
profile, or even your Facebook.
Be the talk of the water cooler as you declare to the
world that you have taken The Axis of Stevil's V-card!
Much Love and Spiderman Valentines for all,
The
Axis of Stevil
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PIG ON A DIG
The
world adventurer, Thurston Zee
Pig spent Saturday night comfortably resting at The
Axis of Stevil's dome enclosed cornfield. The pig has
had a very busy past week unraveling both the mysteries
of the ages, and a modern day case of Espionage straight
from the pages of Fleming and Rice.
While resting, Thurston logged his most recent adventures
that are soon to be produced into an IEC investigative
news program.
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MARVEL US
a new
comic series
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FEATURED ARTIST: Brad Benson
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WHO IS BRAD BENSON:
With experience with several bands, open mics and
life on the road, Brad Benson has proven himself
as a true musician. Attenting college at East Carolina
University for Graphic Design, he made it his business
to know what was going on in the local music scene.
His solo accoustic show has been entertaining audiences
from all over Eastern North Carolina for years.
Recently
The Axis of Stevil's own Thurston
Z. Pig atteneded a show with Brad Benson. Read
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