The
Axis of Stevil would like to apologize but we will be
closed to the public till Wednesday, as the global Stevil
network is upgraded to handle additional loads. Our service
will be temporarily disrupted for some time this week.
Do not be alarmed, we are not going anywhere. For all
true believers, back issues will be made available by
way of the Marrakesh
Office.
The
Axis of Stevil knows what you are thinking. You are thinking:
"Hey!, These guys were down all weekend and now
they are staying down, without updates, until wednesday.
What are they doing?"
Well,
it is impossible for us to explain everything that is going
on, so we have provided a new treat. Its called Stevil-vision.
If you were curious to know what it is like being The Axis
of Stevil, or to see what we see; then Stevil-vision
is right for you. By using Stevil-vision
, you can see the world as it is from The Axis of Stevil
Beach Combing Kiosk
My TeacHER woNt Be QuieT AND im TrYing To sLEep.
WhAt ShoULD Do? I'm ReAlly Super TiRed aNd shE Has
an anNoying voice.
-Rocky
Dear Squirrel,
What
have you been up doing? Running around with that damn
mouse friend of yours, finding the ruby yacht of Omar
Khayyam
or some such nonsense! You are so tired you can hardly
type! Stop hanging around with that drunken Russian
couple and pay attention in class.
Knowledge is power!
That being said, you should install your own Stallitude
in the restroom closest to your class. When you need
a warm burrito break, or want to catch up on your
day trades you can just excuse yourself to the restroom.
Theses little diversions should keep you awake, informed,
and Stuffed!
This
past Friday, Monks of the high order of Mon' were called
to southern San Picco where reports say the 357th reincarnation
of Mon' has arrived. If confirmed it will be the cosmic
beginning’s first appearance in over 6 years. The
creature, Mon' Monetup, a confrontational being of obsessive
collecting, is said to inhabit the Facebook. Fueling the
collection of an online network of "friends"
regardless of any actual relationships with these people.
Arm your profile with all your obscure friends from high
school and do Battle in The Facemon' Stadium!
Known in the 1950s as the "Stamp Collector's God”,
Mon' once lead a very quite life. This changed in 1998
thanks to the super villains of the OAK research facility.
Using the "Scientific
Method" The brilliant minds of OAK observed and
reasoned that the resonating sounds emitted from within
the boxer shorts of Ashton Ballpark were in fact the sleeping
energy markers of Mon'. .
. .
Vocals,
Guitar | Andrew Palmer
Guitar | Alex Stewart
Bass | Josh Ray
Drums | Austin Eller
Hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina this indie-pop
rock quartet, knows how to have a good time and rocking
the audience. The band is currently on tour and recently
made an appearance in Greenville, NC at The Rock for
Relief (Benefit Concert for Katrina Victims)
