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ASK STEVIL
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Has segregation always occurred among Super Market fruit?
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Dear Missing Moniker,
Much like the animal world, plants also develop communication patterns. However, this form of communication is not physical, like ours. It is considered to be telepathic. The Axis of Stevil has sound-wave footage of fruits chatting in a local Gritty Kitty Super Market. These sounds cannot be heard by the human ear, so the footage was slowed down, using the latest Microsoft Windows Sound Recorder technology. Our expert group of translators was able
to decipher what each group of produce was discussing. It seemed that every assembly thought exactly alike. They all believed in, what they call, "The Divine Hands." Their religion and social structure was based on these polytheist beliefs. Each item of produce does not sense the other fruit items since their telepathic waves cannot pass through wood, ice, or Astroturf. Each item dreams of becoming a "Chosen", or an item that is picked, examined, and eventually placed
into the "Cart of Consecration," to finally be taken to their "Divine Hands'" throne and be sacrificed as nourishment to the being that has these Hands, so that they may, one day, create another set of Hands.
The plants that we, and other animals, digest realize their purpose in their existence. If they did not exist, nor would we, and vice versa. Therefore, there is no segregation in the world of produce. We just put the similar ones together because it makes things a hell of a lot easier. Hands down.
Regards,
The Axis of Stevil |
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