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STEVIL
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How
come twenty six year olds are so clingy, cant they
just have sex and move on like all the other singles
out there?
~Goober
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Dear Goober:
First
of all, why are you dating a kindergarten class? With
twenty six year olds, one might grow tired of the
constant chirp of their voices or non-stop pestering
over GI JOE or Legos, if the constant barrage of trivial
questions and statements pooring from their mouths
doesnt kill you first. The fact of the matter remains
that six year olds usually don't participate in sexual
relations either, therefore they are incapable of
"having sex and moving on like all the other
singles out there."
Usually
relationships often stretch thin around a lack of
communication and high expectations with sub par behavior.
These problems can usually be exterminated by constant
open communication. If you retain certain expectations
about space, bedroom life, behavior, language, then
grab a a chalkboard and let the diagrams do the talking.
Explain and layout your expectations and intentions
in the current relationship. By doing this, you provide
your relationship partner , whether they be six or
ninety-eight years old, with direct insight into what
you are looking for and then can clearly understand
what it is they can or will do in regarding them.
If you need more space, tell them. Show
them what you are looking for.
This
communication can often be tedious and uncomfortable,
but in the end each person knows what the other is
looking for and any consequences are understood and
accepted by all.
Regards,
The Axis of Stevil |
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If you need further information on this process please
consult one of many online guides.
The Axis of Stevil, every year, spends $79.99 over the
course of five months to ionicly clean the air surrounding
the Hippie Wing of the Northern Idaho Conference Center.
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