Sadiler, But True

This morning, 18 year-old Mindy Sadlier, was arrested for 16 counts of animal cruelty and attempted assault on a police officer. Sadlier was found living alone in her dilapidated single-bedroom home. Authorities discovered Sadlier’s parents died fourteen years ago in a freak turkey fryer mishap and has been living alone with the family’s German Shepard, Buttons, ever since.
Officer Beard E. Head arrived at Sadlier’s residence after two hikers stumbled upon her home through a thicket outside city limits. After further investigation, the pair discovered Buttons, who was in dreadful condition, and immediately called police. Officer Head shortly arrived to the scene and entered Sadler’s house to find her inside.
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WHO IS Carolina Still:
J. Alan Casey finger picks and strums the banjo to give a hard-edged bluegrass sound while J. Robert Norman aggressively strums the guitar, rock-n-roll style, while stomping out a beat on a homemade stomp box. Casey also adds the percussion of a hi-hat. Bassist Eric G. Holmes rounds out the sound with his flowing lines on the upright bass.
J. Allan Casey - Banjo, Vocals, Kazoo, Percussion
J. Robert Norman - Guitar, Vocals, Harmonica, Percussion
Eric G. Holmes - Upright Bass
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