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COMMITTED TO COMMUNITY SERVICE
The
Axis of Stevil, in its ongoing mission to support Local
Art, Music and Community, has opened its doors to a City
Street in Greenville, NC. Because actions speak louder
than words, The Axis of Stevil has taken a stand to go
out and keep this street clean. If you are interested
in volunteering to join The Axis in this mission of environmental
help, please contact
us. The dates of the cleanups will be posted in our Community
Section. Everyone and anyone is welcome to participate.
We
are doing our part. Are you?
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A HAIKU
dryer
sheets smell fresh
easily caught in lint trap
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1st ANNUAL "IT'S YOUR
LINE " STAND-UP CONTEST
Thursday
October 27, 2005 marked the first day in the local Comedy
Revolution set to grow in Greenville, NC. Armed with jokes,
gestures, and body odor, five contestants squared off
in front of three judges and a REALLY bright light to
compete in the greatest dual since that last dual. The
competitors delivered seven minutes of hilarity to a large
audience of comedy ethusiasts. Three judges scored the
contest and announced Josh Smith as the winner of the
contest and $100 cash prize! All of the competitors did
a fantastic job and deserve our support and admiration
for doing what they do so well. The show was hosted by
Corey Brown and put together by everyones favorite, The
SWASH Improv. Congratulations Josh and thanks to everyone
who went. It was a great turnout and I am glad to see
thsi environment growing so rapidly.
A
few pictures of the evening:
Josh
Smith - Winner of 1st Annual "It's Your Line"
Stand-Up Comedy Contest
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NEVER
FORGET CAPISTRANO
"The
bird menace is coming! Soon you or someone you know could
be the next victim of an attack! Who knows? Maybe you might
look up and see the swallows in formation preparing to cluster
bomb your house! We must never forget the lessons learned
in Capistrano! If you give birds an opening, they will streak
without mercy!
Those who scoff off this warning will find themselves in
a whirlwind of snapping beaks. The bird has a love for the
taste of human flesh, and using sharp beak movements he
can rip off a chunk of your arm and swallow it. You won't
even know what’s going on until it's far too late.
Ornithological biohazard labs have yielded a weponized bird
dander that militant fowl can easily spread on humans. Loaded
dander enters a body through the nasal cavities and causes
flu like symptoms. If not treated right away the dander
can lead to erectile dysfunction and death.
With large increases in the price of poison and sunflower
seeds, the cost of the War on Birds should top 3 billion
dollars. Please buy war bonds."
SPEED OF GROUND
10.26.05
10.24.05
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FEATURED ARTIST: THE VARSITY
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WHO
IS THE VARSITY:
Ben
Fleetwood - Vocals
Scott Baker - Guitar/Vocals
Derek Eichmann - Bass
Andy Mosley - Guitar
Nick Martin - Drums
Hailing from Wilmington, North Carolina "The
Varsity is redefining the genres of punk, emo, and
pop". The band is currently on tour and recently
made an appearance in Greenville, NC at The Rock for
Relief (Benefit Concert for Katrina Victims) |
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