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OMG THEY KILLED KENNY

Over the Fourth of July holiday, amongst the frivolity of celebrating the birth of this great union of states, former Enron executive and embattled “whyte boi”, Kenneth Lay passed away. This came as a shock to the chefs in the justice department, who had just finished cooking up a hot plate of good ol’ American Ass-Jabbin’ Justice, but are now left holding the Doggie Bag. Yes, it seems the void left by Mr. Lay's death has come at a very convenient time, stopping the federal government from ceasing much of the family’s fortune. . . .
"Life is fleeting; Merchandise is 4ever!"
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FEATURED ARTIST: Dirty5Thirty
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WHO IS Dirty5Thirty:
Dirty5Thirty is a six member, organic hip-hop group from Chapel Hill, North Carolina. They are proudly "multi-genred" and borrow liberally from influences in jazz, metal, funk, hip-hop and psychadelia. Their "rap-attack meets jams" (Independent Weekly) style has been touted as The Roots meets Soulive, with a little Pink Floyd and Pearl Jam thrown in for taste. Dirty5Thirty is accomplished, having played over 100 shows at more than 30 venues in two
years. They raised over $2000 for the Lineberger Cancer Research Center at UNC-Chapel Hill through the creation, promotion and planning of "Project Elevation," an eight band festival held in April of 2005.
Jonathan Davis - drums and percussion
Geno Eaves - vocals
Josh Gangway - guitar
Chetan Reddy - bass / keys
Greensleeves - vocals / turntables
Zach Warkentin - guitar
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