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As
technology furthers itself, the tools present become forgotten
relics of the past. Photoshop, Maya and Illustrator have
replaced the simple pleasures of 256 color 8 tool drawing
programs, such as Paint. Much like an audiophile clutching
to his analog records, there is a segment of Internet
population that clings to a raw, "pure" form
of computer graphics. Paint, by default, is on every windows
PC sold, giving it an install base of well over 152 million
and making it an equal artistic playing field. Anyone
can be a paint Picasso; however, only the truly mighty
can use this simple tool to forge greatness.
The Axis of Stevil in order to increase the level of global
nostalgia and to find a link to the 'everyman' has proclaimed
the week of April 2 - 9th National MS PAINT week.
Celebrate alongside The Axis of Stevil, Submit your MS
paint renderings via the Art-O-Matic
Submission and we will feature them all week long.
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HOT NEW FEATURED STEVE
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SPEED OF GROUND
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ASK STEVIL
Responses
Question : Why cant my computer tell me what i want and then get other appliances to help acomplish it?
~Goober
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Dear Goober:
You need to know what you want. How can a computer expect to perform a task when a task is not given? The Axis of Stevil appreciates your support and in return, we will give you some advice: Take control of your life.
Earlier, you came to us with your dating woes, which is understandable since everyone tends to hit a rut in romance. But now you can't even seem to work with household objects simply because you do not know how to use these tools the way they were intended to be used. Computers and appliances are here to assist you, not to make things more arduous and complicated. Without humans, appliances would have no reason to exist. Take the actual
word 'appliance' and notice that it is derived from the word 'apply'. You must first apply yourself to these objects in order for them to work the way you want them to work.
The same could be said for the dating world. If you do not 'apply' yourself to your partner, how do you expect them to cater to your desires? Now, we are not saying that people should be treated as objects, but objects be treated as people. If you take care of these luxuries that you have in life, then they will return the favor.
Regards,
The Axis of Stevil |
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STEVIL'S TWO CENTS
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STRAIGHT
TO DVD
FBI
Agents George Cagney (Jude law) and Janet Philmore (Meg
Ryan) were assigned a simple babysitting job and escort
former Yakuza Kingpin Tony Cho (Ice Tea) to Washington,
where he must testify before a grand jury. Cho's testimony
is set to expose the extent of the Japanese mafias infiltration
into the world’s infrastructure. Little did they know
that an innocent night stay over in a log cabin in the Ozarks
would turn into a night of terror. Specially trained assassins
have released hundreds of venomous African Termites into
the cabin hoping to silence the witness forever.
The high action movie “Termites in a Log Cabin”
will send you on an emotional roll coaster as you bare witness
to the sheer terror of the termites shredding through and
eating pine, oak, and spruce. It is head and shoulders above
this year’s movie crop with disturbingly real CGI
termites and the badass ethnic wisecracking of Jude Law.
“Termites in a Log Cabin” will have the summer
movie audience begging for a sequel with its climatic cliffhanger
ending. The already in production conclusion, ”Killer
Bees in a Supermarket,” is slated for a winter 2008
release.
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MARVEL US
a new
comic series
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FEATURED ARTIST: Katharsis
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WHO IS KATHARSIS:
Based in Greenville, North Carolina, Katharsis’s
highly melodic and entertaining rock broke through
the music scene in 2005. The band was originally
formed in 2000 by Garret Bissonnette, who had moved
to Greenville for education, and Patrick Spohr.
Bissonnette and Spohr were later joined by drummer
Cory Granger, and bassist Eric Pyburn. They began
a non-stop gigging schedule on the local rock circuit.
While
appearing in the “Battle of The Bands”
August 2005 Katharsis found front man Ean Hirst.
Just after three months of writing, the band’s
self-released single “Climb The World”
hit the streets. The band’s popularity continues
to grow, owing to support slots with several leading
musicians. The band developed a reputation for being
respectable with a very professional manner while
producing a steady flow of new material.
Ean
Hirst - Vocals
Garett Bissonnette - Guitar/Vocals
Patrick Spohr - Guitar
Eric Pyburn - Bass
Cory Granger - Drums
>Thurston
Z. Pig reports a show with Katharsis. Read
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