THE SCIENCE OF TOMORROW, TODAY!
Fad
medical ideas have found commonplace in our culture. Every
ten years, like clockwork,
a new "science" is invented or rehashed. If
they catch on, these breakthrough health fads (bHADS)
can become part of our everyday cycle of life, much like
The Atkins Diet or Mormon Faith. Recent advancements in
the metric system lend new credibility to the science
of Phrenology. Recently appearing in major headlines with
Woody Haralson opening his fifth Phrenological head shop,
phrenology seems set to once again take the medical community
by storm.
This news comes as great relief to the struggling mannequin
workforce that has seen tremendous losses in the past
three quarters, with many jobs being lost overseas to
unemployed Lenin and Mao statues willing to work cheap.
A boom in Phrenology could give a fresh start to many
mannequins who are unable to find legitimate work in the
service sector. While this will only provide temporary
relief to the mannequin economy, and will overlook the
many underlying social concerns of nippled vs. un-nippled
mannequins, this advancement could be the spark needed
to reignite the once golden industry of bombastic
plastic figures.
