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MOVIE PREMEIRE
 Rouge Olympic skier Jacob Talway was down on his luck. After losing a pre-qualifying heat, Talway succumbed to a three-day rolling drunk that ended when he smashed his Le Sabre into a Paul Bunyan roadside statue. Ordinarily, high-profile athletes have no problem subverting the legal system, however, luck dealt Talway a cold hand. The judge, bitter by his recent gambling losses, took out his rage on the skier. He was sentenced to 200
hours of community service to be served cleaning and restoring an abandondoned ski lodge in the heart of the Gahanna mountain range.
As a green and white prison bus lumbered up the lone service road leading to the cabin, Talway and a group of eight other wayward souls, were unaware that they might never see the foot of the mountain again. It is said that an ancient beast once terrorized the flatlanders who traveled to the lodge and ate anyone who made it more then 2000 feet from the safety of the shelter. A generation later, deep in the rotting bowels of the cabin, the Abominable Snowman restlessly waits for his next victims to
arrive. This winter, be sure to Ski No Evil.
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HAPPY (early) EVIL DAY
Once every century, the board game designers and legion of villains known as Darker Brothers kick off a one-day pre-sale in authorized retailers across the country. The Viacom subsidiary is celebrating the world’s most evil day by slashing prices on all its infamous products. While not normally known for their generosities, the organizations of evil industrialists have planned two days of sales to draw consumers out of their homes and
into stores. The heavy symbolism of the sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth year serves as a lighting rod of misfortune. Shoppers are 58% more likely to fall down the escalators, bounce a check, or be decapitated by a jack-knifing semi on the way to the store. By luring consumers to malls and shopping centers (and increasing their risk of disaster) Darker Brothers hopes to make this 6/6/6 the most tragic yet!
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FEATURED ARTIST: The Lowlands
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WHO IS The Lowlands:
The Lowlands began more than a year ago with two brothers, Caleb and Kyle Caudle, both singers and songwriters. Recently, Jason Blankenship and Joe Russell have joined the band, adding layers of electric guitar and percussion. With such diverse backrounds, influences of the band range from Gram Parsons, Codeseven, Neil Young, Explosions in the Sky, Johnny Cash, The Appleseed Cast, and many other musicians. The Lowlands recently recorded their first
EP in Winston Salem, North Carolina, and each of the seven songs are filled with energy and honesty. With plans to tour North Carolina and surrounding areas along the East Coast throughout the summer and autumn months, it is going to be an exciting year for the band.
Jason Blankenship - Guitar
Joe Russell - Percussion
Caleb Caudle - Guitar, Vocal, Haromica
Kyle Caudle - Bass, Vocal, Banjo
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