TEMPUS FUGIT
Residents
of East Shore please stay alert! It has been confirmed
by The Axis of Stevil that there has been another time
burgle! Community Watch groups are now circulating the
only well known image of the Time Burglar stealing from
Little John outside of Mile High Stadium. Often mistaken
for a decorative figurine, if you see the Time Burglar,
do not attempt to capture him! Head inside and phone the
N. Hamlico's Sheriff's Office. Rumors that the creature
has a pot of gold are erroneous! He is considered armed
and extremely dangerous, more so than two Professor
Cold Hearts put together.
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BECAUSE SOMETIMES ART IS JUST ART!
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PSA No. 611: LUCID CHEESE TRIPPING
Public
Notice:
The Axis of Stevil is aware of the new public trend of eating
large quantities of premium Jack and Mozzarella cheeses.
This is said to induce nightmarish and disturbing imagery
in your dreams, a lucid trip if you will. While there is
no adverse health risk to this overdose besides your waistline,
heart, and ability to operate small-incased vehicles. The
mental trauma that ramifies itself after the tripper has
awoken is staggering.
"Carlton and the Lucid Cheese Trip"
[2 minute flash movie | 25 MB Download]
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FEATURED ARTIST: THE VARSITY
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WHO
IS HOT VEGAS:
Ben
Fleetwood - Vocals
Scott Baker - Guitar/Vocals
Derek Eichmann - Bass
Andy Mosley - Guitar
Nick Martin - Drums
Hailing from Wilmington, North Carolina "The
Varsity is redefining the genres of punk, emo, and
pop". The band is currently on tour and recently
made an appearance in Greenville, NC at The Rock for
Relief (Benefit Concert for Katrina Victims) |
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