Dear Enn ohh,
Your
work is magnificent.
Now for the juicy stuff, many years ago, when you
were a twinkle in your grandfathers eye, a man by
the name of Oliver Kite was making his way through
the country, stirring up controversy at every stop.
The nation was in the middle of a verbal fire fight.
An Imaginary line was drawn between two Redtape Parties,
the Ottacons and the Klondikians. That line was the
seperation of two completely different beliefs. At
the time, a national problem was sweeping its people
into conversational turmoil. These two sects, desired
to provide the country with the Uniform Code of Affirmation;
designed to curb the occurence of awkward moments
in conversation, when they are in fact over. The Ottacons
were favored to succeed for their submission, "Paper
or Plastic?", contended by "Your hair is
on fire!" by, rivals. Klondikians.
Just when the feud seemed to have no end and the nations
solution laying between two horrible expressions,
we find our hero Oliver Kite spreading the word of
an underground revolution pushing his own expression,
"Okie Dokie". Gaining popularity from within
the masses, "Okie Dokie" made its way to
everyones vocabulary and solved the national disaster,
leaving the Redtape Parties in a cranky, militant
mood.
As
time passed, the UAC was affectionately called The
Oliver Kite Uniform Code of Affirmation. Later shortened
to "The Oliver" or "O.K.", the
code provided all who use it, the power to end a conversation
early, disrsuade your parents from bothering you,
or agree to a request on the Internet.
Regards,
The Axis of Stevil |
