EGGSTRAVAGANT PRIZES!
Once again the world opens its door to the kind, fluffy-tailed, chocolate peddling, lagomorph commonly referred to as the Easter Bunny. Symbolizing fertility, obesity and Jesus, the Easter Bunny has become an icon of the spring season. Saturday night don't forget to leave a plate of carrots and soda by the backdoor for the busy rabbit that will be making his rounds delivering sweets to all the god-fearing children of the world.
To mark the passing holiday, The Axis of Stevil has proposed an elaborate Easter Egg Hunt. Below are ten snippets from images found on axisofstevil.com. To win simply input the correct image filename in the text field along side the snippet. The first to correctly name all ten images wins $100 cash and a basket of discounted Easter candies. |
= 10)
{
echo("You got ".$count." of 10 correct.");
echo("Congratulations you will be entered in the drawing for the free easter basket! please enter your name and email so that we may contact you when you win ");
echo("");
}
else
{
echo("You got ".$count." of 10 correct.");
}
}
if ($winner == "SUBMIT") {
$senderemail = "$email";
$sendername = "$name";
$recipient = "staff@axisofstevil.com";
$subject = "oh shit someone won the egg hunt!";
$mailheader = "From: $senderemail\n";
$mailheader .= "Reply-To: $senderemail\n\n";
$message = "$name";
$message .= " got all 10 eggs correct\n";
$message .= "\n winners email:\n";
$message .= "$email\n";
mail($recipient, $subject, $message, $mailheader) or die ("Failure");
}
?>
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PRIMETIME IS THE RIGHT TIME
The debut of FOX's new reality TV Show "To Be Born A Walton" was received poorly by most television audiences. Filled with pandering attitudes, vapid self-obsessed people, and racial slurs, this mid-season replacement for the failed game show “Crash Diet” seems unlikely to plug a gapping hole in Wednesday night’s lineup. The premise of the show had promise when initially proposed by Josh Saviano at the onset
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SLANG HYPES YOU UP
Slang Co. Professional/Youth concessions distributor of high-powered, caffeinated energy drinks is going public. The popular company has been in the public eye under recent accusation that its "VigR" line of energy beverage is a danger to the public health. The company has declined comments and issued a statement that its IPO price will be $154 a share. The drink referred to as “VigR” is actually a specially
formulated caffeine-fortified tonic that has been cleverly rebranded six times to appeal equally favorable to all markets and demographics.
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FEATURED ARTIST: Big City Reverie
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WHO IS Big City Reverie:
From the stereo to the stage Big City Reverie is simply Rock and Roll. The trio has created a sound that is both familiar and contemporary. Put it all together with the passion for giving an energetic and memorable performance and you will find yourself at the foundation upon which the band is built. Want more? Come to a show. . .we'll be happy to tell you anything you want to know.
Pete Wilson - GuitarVocals
Jeremy Bell - Bass/Vocals
Shawn Payne - Drums
>Last seen touring North Carolina with stops in Greensboro, Raleigh, Kinston, Chapel Hill.
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