Thank
you for your interest. My name is F. Merkin and I
want to tell you about an exciting experience to dazzle
the hardest shut-in; The BI-Annual Association of
Hermits local #003 Chapter. If you weren’t previously
aware, The BiAHs seek to improve the overall standards
and quality of shut-ins and introverts. This event
will feature several lectures and classes for your
interest. Enclosed is the day’s itinerary.
The
BI-Annual Association of Hermits local #003
Event Itinerary:
9:00am:
Arrival and Check-In
9:45am:
Opening Remarks: Ice Breaking Q & A with TAB and
Daylight Doughnuts*.
10:00am:
Archibald (Pete) Murphies, of Ashland Kentucky, gives
a demonstration of advanced whittling and figurine
techniques. Watch Pete carve a beautiful rose in less
then 75 seconds!
11:00am:
Exhibiters and salesmen from several leading blinds
makers, like Hunter Douglas, or Bali Grabler will
be in attendance. Their 30 minute presentations will
catch you up on all the modern achievements made in
the field of blind construction, and agoraphobic conscious
features. Using polyfoloboic induction process these
"Super Blinds" will appear seamless to anyone
looking towards your window. Yet you will have a peep
whole the size of a 2ft by 2ft square. Now you can
see what thoses kids are doing!
12:00
pm: Lunch break. Crabby patties, Hot & Spicy Cheez-its
and “Darwinian” Punch will be served.
A drawing for door prizes will be given. You could
go home with a $100 gift certificate from Hunter Douglas.
1:30pm
: Tawnee Brandle shares her worries and apprehensions
with you. Find out what you really should be scared
about, plus several more. Her insight comes from secret
government transmissions coming from within her plants.
As a hermit, Tawnee kept her own greenhouse that once
started talking to her. Her prolific insight from
this experience has given her strong misgivings about
the future. Now is your chance to FINALLY find out
what they don't want you to know!
4:30pm
: Closing remarks, Parking validation lineup.
5:00pm
: Conference ends: THANKS FOR COMMING!
I
hope to see you at our next BiAH Convention! Remember
your registration dues, and be sure to bring your
social security card and checkbook for immediate on-site
shutter financing!
*Special
thanks to Hunter Douglas for providing the Mornings
Refreshments and several chairs.
F.
Merkin
Associate Vice Person In Charge
Association of Herits local #003 |
