TAX BREAK!

Tax season is once again upon us. Distinguishable by the annual reprinting of HASBEEN’s Best Seller, "20,001 of Kwame’s Favorite Accounting Tips & Secrets". If you are fiduciary challenged, consider what the jacket of the book has to say.

"20,001 of Kwame’s Favorite Accounting Tips & Secrets" is a powerhouse of money saving ideas, loopholes, and incentives guaranteed to make your day more rewarding.

This financial omni-guide contains useful facts to increase your wallet size, such as:

Oklahomans can receive a $43 tax credit for planting an evergreen tree. Rhode Island Landfills will accept your used lemon peels for 25 cents per ounce. Vermont residents can write off 10% of their total maple syrup expenses, since they made it.

This publication is not just a loose collection of ideas, Kwame breaks up every fact into easily understood points and explanations, maximizing your ocular efficiency . . . !

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BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMICALS

With $4.95 and a will to conquer, you can get your hands on enough scaroel to control five people. What is scaroel? It’s an extract from the Clary sage (Salvia) that has been used as a mind control agent in cigarettes and perfumes for the past 50 years. It is made from the process of mixing large quantities of the sage with hexidine. A 1gram mass of concentrated scaroel, when ingested, inhaled or even looked at under the right lighting, is thought to lessen a subject's ability to think independently; thus dulling any desires to question ideas presented to them. In larger doses (5-15grams) the compound can completely dumb a subject to a ‘Zombie-like' state. . .

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