At
this very moment monkeys are working diligently to man
the mold setters at the first Mint of Stevil. They are
producing a coin that is good for both fun and prizes!
The Stevemolian is the first minting ever released by
a major name. The silver, quarter-sized token is exchanged
for promotion of Steves in any venue!
The
Stevemolian initiative is a long overdue reward
for simple things.
Before:
If
you were inadvertently prompted for directions,
and aid a lost Steve, you would receive nothing
for efforts!
After
If
you were to help a fallen Steve back to his feet,
receive good karma and tokens*!
Stevemolian
tokens can be earned for doing any number of simple things
to aid and support Steves. Telling a friend about Stevilzation,
sharing smiles with a Steve, or chatting with a Steve
would earn you one token. Referring a satellite Steve
to your local Stevlization Center earns you three tokens.
The reward sheet is still in committee and is restricted
to Steves with Level M Security Clearance. Stay tuned
for details, as they are made available.
*
- Tokens are better than pogs.
BELOVED FISH TYCOON
DIES
Arthur
T Watercrest, the greatest known trout investor, has died.
The industry baron was found fried, filleted and covered
in mayonnaise in a South Littleton Red Lobster. Had wait
staff not noticed the deep fried remains of his monocle,
the plutocrat fish surely would have been eaten. What is
left of the body has been returned to the Watercrest Estate.
A crowd of 2000+ guests is expected to be in attendance
at tonight’s memorial service of the world’s
greatest fish. . .
The
Mexican jumping bean is an impatient and energetic
creature; No matter how early he wakes up he feels
that he is 15 min late. The bean in a frantic trance
will jump about looking at his watch wondering why
he wasn't getting "there" fast enough.
Jumping
beans may not be tasty to eat, but they are great
for a rainy day science project. Gather 5 beans into
a jar. And put them in into a freezer. Wait 15min,
the cold air will slow the rate of the bean to a halt.
While frozen tie a string to the leg of your beans.
Leave them out on the table to thaw. When they reach
room temperature again you will have a jumping bean
on a leash, ready to take for stroll about your house.
The
comings and goings of another person’s life used to
be a mystery. With video proliferation and the Internet,
the ability to plug the world into your reality is now at
your fingertips. Whether it’s grandma in the dunk
tank at the county fair, or your impromptu karaoke jam session,
all the world is a stage. Thanks to “You Boob!”,
now you can exhibit private moments of buffoonery to almost
anyone.
Production values, scripts and forethoughts are a thing
of the past. Our reclusive and voyeuristic tendencies have
created a sub culture of people who find excitement in off-the-cuff
hilarity of this new "reality" television.
Not exclusively reserved for the bored, parents take advantage
of You Boob!’s child ranking system. Families can
easily share video with aunts, uncles, and other friendly
relations. These videos are organized by popularity and
displayed in the ‘Greatest Child’ gallery. Parents
compete vigorously to have their child hold this top spot.
Dallas native, Jerll Tinder, recently came to public attention
when he paid $2500 dollars to have the video of his daughter’s
trombone recital be the ‘Greatest Child’ clip
for three days.
The video, a 15 minute epic of “You Are My Sunshine”,
“What If God Was One of Us?” and "Amazing
Grace", is raw footage shot on grainy SVHS tape and
suffers from noticeable frame jittering, and audience chatter.
Despite these facts the video has received 447,000 hits
in the past two days alone.
Let other people be the judge of how interesting your life
is, shoulder a camera, parrot shaped or otherwise, and create
your own Truman Show! Someone is bound to find it interesting.
Emerge
Gallery Presents:
"Enemies" A
Screenplay Reading
Thursday, November 17th, 2005
7:00 pm 404
S. Evans Street
(Downtown Greenville)
Emerge
Gallery and Art Center invites you to the screenplay
reading of "Enemies" on Thursday, November
17th at 7:00 p.m. Admission is free.
Lucas
Bombay has it all -- a beautiful wife, a nice home
and a recent promotion to lieutenant and a desk
job in Vice. That all changes when a crack addict
knocks on his door and sends everything he's worked
so hard for spiraling into chaos. Now, Luke can
trust no one -- not his wife, not his old college
friend and former Vice partner, maybe not even himself.
Especially not after he kills his mistress ... or
does he? Luke is forced to examine his life, his
reasons for being a police officer, everything that
makes up his identity as a man. The surreal question
erupts in this psychological mystery when Luke must
face the most basic of questions: who am I? Is it
paranoia when you see enemies all around you, or
is it even more grim when your own worst enemy may
be yourself?
Emerge
Gallery is a non-profit art center that offers rotating
exhibitions, a performance and film series, and
an eclectic sales gallery. Visit Emerge Gallery
Tuesday-Saturday from 11-6 p.m. at 404 S. Evans
Street.
COMMITTED TO COMMUNITY
SERVICE
Next
Cleanup Date:
Saturday November 19th, 2005 @ 3:00pm
Please
contact The Axis of Stevil if you would like to sign-up
to volunteer for street cleanup. All are welcome to take
part in the funnest community service. Also mention if
you need transportation or not.
"JUGGERNAUT means "Lord of this World";
an unstoppable force moving across the landscape.
The band formed in the year 2000, located out of Spartanburg,S.C.
in the "Heart" of Dixie. Southern Beer Metal
is how the bands brew-n-whiskey soaked songs are described."
