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RETRACTIOWND

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THE JOYS OF LIFE

A
common misconception of the universe is that Fraggles
and Doozers live in a harmonious balance under the surface
of the earth. This is not the case. In fact it is another
example of reality distorted by television. Using refined
radishes, the Doozers spend their days constructing large
pieces of scaffolding that taste and smell of a sweet
candy to Fraggle nostrils. Have you ever wondered why
they build so much, just to have it destroyed? It is not
their desire to construct, but to live. It is a sad fact
that when there are no Doozer buildings to be eaten, Fragglies
will turn their appetites on Doozers themselves . . .
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MARVEL US
a new
comic series
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RUG'BURNZ

The
Axis of Stevil, acting in the public’s best interest,
has committed itself to expose the darkest holes and seediest
dens of this world’s lesser known underside. When
confronting a mission of this magnitude, always remember
your core
values and multi-task!
With this in mind, The Axis of Stevil teamed up with leaders
of the entertainment community and has begun production
on a series of public service announcements, movies and
video games that show the harsh, gritty reality of crime
and violence, that comes from your childhood streets,
in a disenfranchised future by breaking the code of meaning
found in many television classic. These stirring classics
will also provide a much-needed boost for the struggling
entertainment industries, whose once-keen instincts were
destroyed when a large part of the population embraced
a retard named Napoleon Dynamite. . .
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STRAIGHT
TO DVD!

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QUANTUM GARAGE DOOR

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LIVING CONFORMITY

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FEATURED ARTIST: Philmont
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WHO
IS Philmont:
Scott, Abe, Josiah, Matt
The rock foursome known as Philmont hails from Charlotte,
NC. This unique band strives to take their positive
image and music into local and regional venues to
help share their views of faith, life, love and whatever
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