VIEWERS CHOICE AWARDS
A
glorious year is setting upon Axis of Stevil dot com.
A year that has seen tremendous
events, outrageous
news, shadowy
conspiracies,
sock goblins, and U.F.N's!
In this short year the world has changed dramatically,
bird stonings have decreased and Model
D parking across the continental United States has
quadrupled. Innovation was in the air with several amazing
new products being released on the public. Including,
but not limited to Stallitudes,
Banana
Hammocks, board
games, expansion
packs, personal
stenographers, panda
guides,
cookbooks and tasty new
breakfasts. It was a great year to be a consumer.
This past year, celebrities have caused drama and reeked
havoc on the public stage creating such memories as
Kermit's
hit and run, the sacking
of the power rangers, Alvin's
triple homicide, Carlton admitting he was a cheese
tripper, the election of a giant
chicken to public office and the surprise announcement
of the
famous science duo's run for president. The only way
to keep up with all of it was to be a reader of Hasbeen
magazine.
Whatever
you were doing this past year, there are common moments
shared by all. These notable
events called our core
preceptions into question. Nobody forgets where they
were when they experienced their first time
burglary or when they
found Waldo or when the world seemed to stop when
Juan
Conroy took out Alf.
Though these moments happen so quickly and are often passed
over, it has all been one wild ride.
To
celebrate the end of this year, The Axis of Stevil will
honor one publication with the coveted Viewers Choice
Award. Below are all the candidates for the awards and
your ballot for entry. The winner will be announced on
March 27th, which marks the anniversary date. The Axis
of Stevil appreciates your votes and your viewership over
the past year. As long is there is time ahead of us, The
Axis of Stevil will be here reporting, uncovering and
teaching the great word of Stevil.
Note: in order to keep voting truly objective, The Axis
of Stevil staff members have been reassigned temporarily
to the Stevilnomics World Headquarters in southern Barbados,
for a grueling week of intensive relaxation.
Viewers Choice Candidates
